General Music Humor

[Teleguy61]

I have played too many wedding gigs that were too close to this!

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GAD]

 

[fronobulax]

@Nuuska

 

[fronobulax]

 

[Nuuska]

@Nuuska

Where can I buy one ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

We used to count the number of switches and knobs and put a piece of masking tape with that number and "Yes we do know what they all do" - these days mixing digital via wifi with iPad that is one regrettably gone thing of "them good old days" - but then - just coiling the snake between stage and FOH sometimes gave us some grossly disgusting surprises, that I'm not going to discuss, while this is a family oriented forum . . . - hint . . .

 

[davismanLV]

Like a bird…. On a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir……

 

[Opsimath]

Like a bird…. On a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir……

Can you play it on guitar?

 

[walrus]

Like a bird…. On a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir……

Can you play it on guitar?

I think it's "Norwegian Wood"...

walrus

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[fronobulax]

You need to follow the link. McSweeney's is a humor site and not everyone is as amused as I am

What Your Musical Instrument Says About You

Saxophone: You spent a heady and sexually deviant semester in Paris whereupon you stumbled into a live jazz bar and never left. Viola: You either s...

www.mcsweeneys.net

For example:

Guitar: You’re still figuring out whether it’s the poetry or the music that comes first.

 

[Opsimath]

You need to follow the link. McSweeney's is a humor site and not everyone is as amused as I am

What Your Musical Instrument Says About You

Saxophone: You spent a heady and sexually deviant semester in Paris whereupon you stumbled into a live jazz bar and never left. Viola: You either s...

www.mcsweeneys.net

For example:

You're the scholarship kid!

 

[Nuuska]

You need to follow the link. McSweeney's is a humor site and not everyone is as amused as I am

What Your Musical Instrument Says About You

Saxophone: You spent a heady and sexually deviant semester in Paris whereupon you stumbled into a live jazz bar and never left. Viola: You either s...

www.mcsweeneys.net

For example:

That was fun reading - while having been in recording business and roadie - I have met just about all players of those listed instruments. Spent some time thinking if description would fit . . . some did . . . - sort of like reading horrorscopes ( no typing error there )

 

[Nuuska]

 

[Rebosbro]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[davidbeinct]