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Two prisoners in one cell - both convicted to chair - last morning.

Priest enters cell - asks the first man - "My son - do you have last wish?" - "Yes - play me the so&so-cover version of ( insert your choice of a song ) before you do what you have to do."

Priest turns to second convict : "And what do you wish?" - "Please - kill me first!"
 

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A group of music students stood reverently beside Beethoven’s grave. Then as the breeze dropped and the leaves on the trees stopped rustling, they could another rustling sound coming faintly from under Beethoven’s grave capstone.

A couple of the bolder and stronger students, slid the capstone aside, and there was Beethoven hurriedly attacking reams of manuscript paper, sheet after sheet, with a large eraser.

In surprise, one of the students blurted out, “Herr Beethoven, what are you doing?”

The Maestro testily replied, “Ja, dummkopf, can’t you see? I am decomposing!”
 

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Miss West, a grade 5 teacher, asks her student, little Johnny, "What do you want to be when you grow up, Johnny?"

Johnny answers, "I want to be a musician."

Miss West looks at him sternly and says, "Now, Johnny, you know you can't do both!"
 
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