General Music Humor

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Nuuska]

looks FAR BETTER than those 12 coloured bulbs

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Skywalker]

Poor minors !… Its a sad life.

 

[Wilmywood]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

Based on a song by Pulp.

 

[JerryR]

She stood on the bridge at night
Her heart was all aquiver.
She gave a cough, her leg dropped off
And floated down the river.

Ken Dodd (I think).

 

[JerryR]

To the old tune 'Side by side'.

We got married in Friday
The Vicar said it was my day
And when they were gone
We were alone
Side by side.

We got ready for bed then
I nearly dropped dead when
Her false teeth and hair
She laid on a chair
Side by side.

Then to my amazement
Her little glass eye so small,
Her arms and legs beside them
She laid on the chair by the wall.

I am so broken hearted
My baby and me we are parted.
Now I sleep on the chair
Cos there's more of her there
Side by side.


Don't know who wrote that version but I have sung it before an audience.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

One from Viz.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

Produced by the Allister Heath headline generator, which creates headlines in the style of the Daily Telegraph.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

Just tried generating a few of my own headlines

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Wilmywood]

 

[walrus]

Two in a row?!

 

[adorshki]

Before he became a successful rock'n'roll guitarist, Keith Richards made a living as a pet for hire.

 

[Prince of Darkness]