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I phoned my local radio station today.
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When the guy answered the phone he said “Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.”
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“Whoohoo!” I shouted with joy.
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“It’s a math question,” he said, “Feeling confident?”
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“I’ve got a degree in math and I teach it at our local school,” I proudly said.
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Okay then, to win the 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him backstage afterwards, what is 2+2?
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“7,” I replied.
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