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dreadnut

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Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, says to the bartender "I'd like to buy that douchebag at the end of the bar a drink." Bartender says "Hey, I don't appreciate you calling my clientele names like that!" Guy says "Hey it's my money, and if I say he's a douchebag, he's a douchebag!"

Bartender says fine, goes to the end of the bar "What'll you have, buddy?"

"Vinegar and water."
 

GGJaguar

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Guildedagain

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Finally, some justice!

JP Morgan Chase has been ordered to pay S60 million to people like my wife who were the victims of a security breach back in 2016.

The money couldn't come at a better time, with inflation and all.

The kicker, $60 million to 15 million people.

Wow, that's $4 per person.

Make sure to log into www.jpmorganblablabla and give them all of your bank info to collect this massive reward!

I'm thinking this is how they're going to find the $60 mil, from the victims bank accounts ;]
 

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Shark helmet would be aerodynamic - though if about 3-5ft long the driver should not turn his head . . .
 

Nuuska

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Funny - plus there is a bonus - together w MORDOR DRIVE it makes a loop - vaguely resemling the form of "The Eye" 😂
 
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