So, someone had veered off on a topic and was discussing the custom of adding "in between the sheets" to fortunes found in fortune cookies. I thought I'd start a thread where we could put funny ones we are experiencing.
Last night my wife and I got take-out and here's our fortunes:
Hers:
You don't need to travel far to find the satisfaction you're looking for... (in between the sheets)
Mine:
Soon you will get the recognition you deserve.... (in between the sheets)
Some of them can be a hoot.
Last night my wife and I got take-out and here's our fortunes:
Hers:
You don't need to travel far to find the satisfaction you're looking for... (in between the sheets)
Mine:
Soon you will get the recognition you deserve.... (in between the sheets)
Some of them can be a hoot.