For those who, like me, struggle to hit the high notes ...

walrus

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That looks uncomfortable!! :numbness:

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fronobulax

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*snicker*

Given the church setting that's probably better than the traditional solution of pants that are seriously too small and too tight.
 

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My friend says "This song is really high, put on yourt crotch capo."
 

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Looks like the original was an April 1st article:laughing:
 

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Looks like the original was an April 1st article:laughing:
Welcome back.

The Babylon Bee is a satire site. Targets are generally things that happen in American churches. Contemporary music and praise bands are low hanging fruit since even the folks that like them are aware of the tension between performance and worship. I mean when someone in the congregation says "Jesus" during the guitar solo does it mean they have been transported or that the guitarist should have stopped five minutes ago?
 
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