Finnish sense of humor

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I summoned you, because I want you to make a statue of me

Traditional, greek style.
All right!
 
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Sign on the wall : Wedding Services

Hello. . . wedding is on friday and we still need this and that...

Well. We have everything at right price!

Have you got the wife yet?
 

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HORRIBLE NATURE


What is it now?
There's the rabbit that I ate few days ago.

And?
Look how beautiful it is now.

The cycle of life is so touching.
Yes it is.
 

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I'm going to give presentation about Baal - ah, Charlie already has a question . . .

Is the name of your lamb Baal?
Oh no - his name is Lambo

Baal is a demon and we are going to summon him with Lambo.

Fore!

Lucyfer - oh hello principal - mmhmm yes, I'm mother of Leviathan.

BEHEADED a lamb? It was rather full-grown ram. And we call it sacrificing . . .
Oh darn did she forget the spellbook and candles? No?

Excuse me? B-but that's how it works. You can not summon Baal with some damned cherrypie!
Surely he did not manifest if you interrupted the ritua!

DISMISS!? Like driving the sinners off to hell again, is that so ?
This is discrimination. I'm going to contact higher authorities!


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Mother
Please do not arrange a scene.

( principal's door )

I promise to behave.
 

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Third part of Belzebubs school episode.


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Mom... am I evil?
What? No. You opened your heart today - and the carotid artery of Lambo - in front of the class. It takes courage.
I'm proud of you.

You tried to share the wonders of our culture with your classmates, but sometimes our everyday habits might seem strange or scary to others.

Think. The christians always chew the body of Jesus at eucharist.
That seems strange, but we do not condemn.

It is a wafer.
WHAT?
Yes - they eat a kind of cookie, that symbolizes the body.

OK... even mofe confusing - but who am I to say
 

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And back to holiday season, that's lurking round the bend . . .

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When we get to the cottage, so first I'm going to warm up the sauna!
First thing I'm going to plant the flowers!
First thing - I'm going to swim!

First thing - I'm going to kill some small birds and might even eat few!

OOPS! Did I say it out loud?
 

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My friend Kerttu is on TV.
Is she that ugly one?

No she's not.
Is she that fat one?

She's not! SHUT UP!
Then she has to be that dumb one.
 
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HORRIBLE NATURE

I always have to quarrel with you!!
But I'm not quarreling here.

Well you know - one can not quarrel solo!!
Looks like you can . . .

I can not! I can not!
 

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HORRIBLE NATURE

I always have to quarrel with you!!
But I'm not quarreling here.

Well you know - one can not quarrel solo!!
Looks like you can . . .

I can not! I can not!


Braxton Bragg became a Confederate General. Before the American Civil War he was in the US Army and stationed at at frontier post. At one point he was commandant and acting quartermaster. He wrote a series of letters from himself as commandant of his post demanding supplies. He then answered those letters as the acting quartermaster of the post saying that he had no supplies. So he really was arguing with himself.
 

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Welcome and thank you for registration on merry Talk-24-forum,

Please answer few more questions, so we can me sure you're not a robot.
 

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My buddy Raimo got the last shot.
Good. Now he is protected agaist the disease.

You could well put it that way.
?!

Raimo was a dog.
 
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