Finnish sense of humor

[Nuuska]

Tell me more about the trailer hitch.

( We call it the rear hook . . . )

 

[Nuuska]

What's up here?
George R R Martin signature queue.

One must experience this once.

 

[Nuuska]

 

[Nuuska]

Hello.
Why is that geezer talking to me? What does he want?

Should I answer to avoid awkward silence?

Bah. Too late...

 

[Nuuska]

HORRIBLE NATURE

Gettin old . . . whole body crumbles . . . becomes fragile.
But soul . . . it stays young.


What a pity that nobody can see it.


Friends see it.

 

[GAD]

That last one was a break from the twisted themes in the others!

 

[Default]

Too much daylight this time of year, maybe?

 

[Nuuska]

Oh - I just thought that with all the hardships round the world - a little warm hug might feel good.

BUT - just wait - there's more to come

DEFAULT - there's NEVER too much daylight - once you go far enough north in midsummer, it will change your life forever. The midnight light is very different - hard to describe - sort of never-ending dusk-to-dawn - sun being just below horizon - and even when it is more below - you can feel where it is. After that at august when the nights start to get darker - it feels more mystical thatn it would if the nights were dark year round. Naturally we pay dearly in winter - having 6 hours of daylight or so . . . by X-mas . . . but somehow even that is kind'a nice

 

[Nuuska]

I was crossing swords with office manager today at work.
Don't argue with your boss!

Good man - think about your career progress!

Humble in same position decade after decade. Same chair. Same desk . . .
Now That I think about it, too - so let it burn.

 

[Nuuska]

We found one without papers!

 

[Nuuska]

HORRIBLE NATURE


The never-ending negativity annoys me . . .

This life is not THAT bad!

Luckily at least you are positive.

Well - someone has to be !!

 

[Nuuska]

 

[Nuuska]

I understand nothing of male soul life!!
Do the males have a soul?

Right... if you only think of copulation, you do not need soul for that!
Well - no ...

Just brains. Very small brains.

 

[Nuuska]

I made perfect lifestyle renovation.

I left smoking, fat, alcohol and salt.

Everything else I gave up.

 

[Nuuska]

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[Nuuska]

Maybe this one was here before . . .




On camera - "First Date On Altar"

 

[Nuuska]

I'm tired. Must be spring fatigue.

It is fall now.
Is it?

You've been carousing all summer.
No wonder I'm tired.

 

[Nuuska]

The word "säännöllinen" means regular - steady - ordered - so maybe it's no good in english - but here goes anyway


Regular sex prolongs life.

What are you doing with that metronome?

 

[GAD]

The word "säännöllinen" means regular - steady - ordered - so maybe it's no good in english - but here goes anyway


Regular sex prolongs life.

What are you doing with that metronome?

I’ve enjoyed most of them but this is the first one that made me laugh out loud.

 

[Nuuska]

I’ve enjoyed most of them but this is the first one that made me laugh out loud.

So it must appeal to the scientist in you?

Waiting for full review with colour pictures.

Yes yes - I know - I will not repeat the question - knowing that it would then go on bottom of the pile.