Come up with an original, new, name for a band

[awagner]

Modest Moust

 

[5thumbs]

No Tern Unstoned

You are on a roll!

 

[dreadnut]

Gary and The Greasers

Chuck and The Chuckettes

 

[dreadnut]

Chuck and The Nunchucks

 

[Nuuska]

The Mighty Dreadnuts

 

[Rambozo96]

Captain Bee Fart’s Magical Beans

 

[dreadnut]

One Sick Puppy

 

[12 string]

Steel Cut Oats.

 

[Stuball48]

The Hangnails

 

[gjmalcyon]

The Fuglies

 

[dreadnut]

Bud Tugly

 

[Stuball48]

Slit Sheeters
You know like
"I am a sheet slitter - I slit sheets - I'm the best doggone sheet slitter in this whole sheet slitting world."
And do not try to say that in front of your children.

 

[dreadnut]

Billy and The Badaxes

 

[Canard]

Fret Buzz
and
The Maladjusted Truss Rods​

 

[Opsimath]

Fig Pluckers

In response to Stuball's Sheet Slitters I offer the following:

"I am not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I can pluck figs 'till the fig plucking's done."

Sounds like a good start on lyrics for the band's own theme song. Start and/or close every show with the song. Audience participation discretionary.

 

[adorshki]

Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome to the stage: Uma Thurman's Bicycle Seat

Didn't they cover the Stones' "Under My Thumb"?

Otto Roddick and the Bush Beaters covering the Delfonics' "Ready or Not (Here I Come)"

Jack Rabbet and the Test covering the Supremes' "Love Child"

 

[Nuuska]

Cynthia And The Clearing Saws

Rhode Island Pork Roll Boys

Rüdi And The Toblerones

 

[geoguy]

Ahem . . . I believe that's New Jersey Pork Roll Boys, Nuuska.

Or maybe New Joisey Pork Roll Boyz.

 

[adorshki]

Ahem . . . I believe that's New Jersey Pork Roll Boys, Nuuska.

Or maybe New Joisey Pork Roll Boyz.

2 different bands, frequently confused.
The Rhode Island Pork Roll Boys are known for hamming it up on stage, though.

Which reminds me: Old MacDonald and the Hams one and only hit "Moonshot".

 

[drlucky]

Deep Fried Beer
Chainsaws n' Alcohol
Elrod Hubberd and the Zukos
Bobby Blow and the Deviated Septums
Little Beaver and the Bloody Meat Cleavers
Guy Beard and the Lunch Wagon Romeos
The Sleestacks

In case you're wondering: I have done at least one gig under each of these names.
Yes, I'm weird...