zulu
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And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
So Eb leaves. C and G stay, and enjoy an open fifth together. After a few hours, the fifth is diminished, and the G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but he isn't sharp enough.
D then enters the bar and heads straight for the restroom, announcing, "I'll only be a second."
A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C isn't a minor, and refuses to serve him. The bartender then notices Bb sneaking around, and says, "Get out! Youre the seventh minor I've caught here today!"
Eb, not being easily deflated, comes back the next night, wearing a brand new suit and hat. Impressed, the bartender says, "Come on in! You're looking sharp tonight! This could be a major development!" This proves to be the case, as he takes everything off and is au natural.
Eventually, C sobers up, and realizes to his horror that he is under a rest. C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to ten years of DS without Coda. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and all accusations to the contrary are declared bassless.
So Eb leaves. C and G stay, and enjoy an open fifth together. After a few hours, the fifth is diminished, and the G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but he isn't sharp enough.
D then enters the bar and heads straight for the restroom, announcing, "I'll only be a second."
A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C isn't a minor, and refuses to serve him. The bartender then notices Bb sneaking around, and says, "Get out! Youre the seventh minor I've caught here today!"
Eb, not being easily deflated, comes back the next night, wearing a brand new suit and hat. Impressed, the bartender says, "Come on in! You're looking sharp tonight! This could be a major development!" This proves to be the case, as he takes everything off and is au natural.
Eventually, C sobers up, and realizes to his horror that he is under a rest. C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to ten years of DS without Coda. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and all accusations to the contrary are declared bassless.
