BGUF - Beautiful Guitar, Ugly Feet

[GGJaguar]

Multi-tasking

 

[LeFinPepere]

Multi-tasking

"Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we drive in a Ford P.O.S!"

 

[ruedi]

SG'n foot.

 

[GGJaguar]

Yellow bass, ugly toes

 

[ruedi]

Reflecto Tele Toesday.

 

[LeFinPepere]

Clever camouflage!!!

 

[GGJaguar]

That headstock should have a G-shield inlay and those feet should have socks.

 

[ruedi]

Custom toes.

 

[GGJaguar]

Straddle the Squire

 

[ruedi]

Good boy in the band room

 

[walrus]

Good boy in the band room

I'm assuming someone had that TRC custom made or custom "stamped"? Why would you have the letters facing up!?? You want them facing so the audience can read it, right?

EDIT: as LeFinPepere points out below - it's a lefty! The TRC IS facing the audience! Duh! My bad!

walrus

 

[LeFinPepere]

It's a lefty,I guess...

 

[walrus]

Let me recover from my embarrassment with this recently posted beat up F20 on eBay:

Uninterested assistant's hand. In the back of a truck?




walrus

 

[GGJaguar]

Hand model.

 

[Nuuska]

It's a lefty,I guess...

And so are the drums.

 

[ruedi]

Bowl of stones and a hidden swan.

 

[ruedi]

Vacuum cleaner shortage. Mocassin consistancy.

 

[GGJaguar]

This guy has a case of Vox toe.

 

[LeFinPepere]

The Basics of Beautiful Guitar/Ugly Feet Detecting (BG/UFD): A few obvious tips based on my experience of this benign and relaxing hobby:
Check first:
-ads with multiple pictures: chances are there's a toe somewhere.
-never miss: ads with black,glossy guitars,and/or mirror pickguards. Interesting reflections of people crouching in summer underwear possible.
-Guitar lying on a carpet.
-Not real BGUF but welcome anyway:
Non-feet: animals, untidy messy rooms, tattoos,of course shoes and socks, etc....
Non-guitar: Guitar gear, basses , drum-kits (?) A few other instruments ( some might object to accordions for medical reasons).
UGBF : Ugly guitar/beautiful feet. BGBF, UGUF
Most-praised: Guild content. High-end super-rare hand-made expensive collector's guitar and ugly feet.Home-grown weed in the background. Weird assistant.
-Possible points for debates: are SG's more likely to be ugly-feeted than Telecasters? Ugly-feeter sociology: Do rich people possess more toes?...Rock'n'Roll Hall of Feet Award....
BG/UFD is still an incipient science, groping in the mist of Guitardom, feel free to comment and develop this memo, so that, in the end, the Tortoise-Pick of Truth&Wisdom will be shaken out of the Semi-Hollow Body of Ignorance! (That is, supposing you've got no minor scales to practise...)

 

[fronobulax]

Non-guitar: Guitar gear, basses

In English the complete description of the instrument is "bass guitar" possibly with "acoustic" or "electric" as qualifiers. The bass guitar is considered a member of the guitar family of instruments. This is in contrast to the Doublebass (which also has various names) which is considered a member of the violin family.

If someone wanted to exclude basses from a discussion of guitars they would qualify guitar in some way, typically something like "six-string guitar" or more obsessively "6, 7, 8, and 12 string guitar". Bass players on LTG are sometimes known to take great delight in providing counter-examples to a general statement about guitars that noting that the statement does not apply to basses.