Reminds me of a story a friend of mine tells. He worked in a reform school and would interview the "clients" when they arrived. On one occasion he read in the file that the kid had broken into a local convenience store at 11:30 pm on a Saturday night. He broke into the same store at 11:30 pm the following Saturday night. The next Saturday, the sheriff and owner of the store were waiting for him when be broke in at 11:30 pm.
My friend asked him, "So why are you here?" The kid replied, "Bad luck."