Aliens and gas stations

hansmoust

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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas
pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. There
was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas
pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this
way! Take us to you leader, or I will fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you mustn't anger him!" but before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other and said, "What a
ferocious creature. It nearly killed us! But, how did you know it was so
dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned
during travels through the galaxy, it's that if a guy has a penis he
can wrap around himself twice and then stick into his own ear, you don't mess with him!"
 
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