taabru45
Enlightened Member
So this guy goes into a bar and pulls up a stool beside this nice looking woman..and asks if he could buy her a drink..She says ok, and was friendly enough to him. Well as the evening passes, and they've enjoyed several drinks together, he asks her the the expected, " Hey its getting a little late, how about if you come over to my place, and we can have a little fun together."
Well she says she's really enjoyed his company but wasn't interested because, "I'm a lesbian", she says.
"A lesbian, says he....whats a lesbian?'
She says, "Well, you see that good looking woman down there at the end of the bar?"
"Yes", he says,
"Well, I'd like to take her home, kiss and make love to her all night long", she says.
He looks down the bar to get a closer look, then slaps the side of his head, and exclaims
"I'm a lesbian!"
Well she says she's really enjoyed his company but wasn't interested because, "I'm a lesbian", she says.
"A lesbian, says he....whats a lesbian?'
She says, "Well, you see that good looking woman down there at the end of the bar?"
"Yes", he says,
"Well, I'd like to take her home, kiss and make love to her all night long", she says.
He looks down the bar to get a closer look, then slaps the side of his head, and exclaims
"I'm a lesbian!"