Slightly unrelated, what if I could slip on a glove that can play the guitar instead of me, programmed, never make a mistake, play any song instantly?
Because of an accident when I was 12, I have very limited use of my LH middle finger, it's been a lifelong bummer.
Kept you out of a lot of bar fights.
I lopped the top off of my RH middle finger about 16. It was reattached but it is not pretty. I was amused by wearing a sling around high school with a big fat bandage so I was giving everyone the finger, all the time.