An old steam locomotive in south Georgia was stopped in a small town refilling the boiler with water. A local old timer was leaning up against a nearby building when a young preacher on the train yelled to the old timer, "anybody in this town get excited about religion?" To which the old timer replied, "them that has does." Hard to make four grammatical errors in four words but the old timer did.
May be grammatically bad but thought he was 100% accurate on his theology.