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Q: Why did they call it PMS?

A: because Mad Cow Disease was already taken :lol:
 

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It's not a laughing matter, for the person afflicted, ànd her partner!!!

I used to have a girlfriend who was "pretty heavily afflicted", and I sort of got used to it, but the first time she sat down on the couch, looked at me, and said "You don't care, you just don't care about me", and started crying as if her mother had died (completely out of the blue, there was really nothing the matter), I didn't know what hit me!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
 

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sorry ladies, just repeating a joke I heard..

I do however have a wife and four daughters...
 

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Carol said:
I think it's a great joke!!

In that case, let's see if I can get away with pushing the bounds of taste even a little farther...

What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

Sometimes you can negotiate with a terrorist.
 

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fronobulax said:
Carol said:
I think it's a great joke!!

In that case, let's see if I can get away with pushing the bounds of taste even a little farther...

What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

Sometimes you can negotiate with a terrorist.

Chocolate and rubbing the sides near the kidneys used to work for me. What was far worse was when her thyroid would go out of whack and she'd have two week long visitations with three days off between. She was an unhappy, unhappy woman.
 

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Personally, I've never had PMS... I'm just like that all the time!
 

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You have nothing to fear with me... I agree with all of this!
 

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OH man, Carol, even what Coastie said? I've had enough surgery lately :D
 

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Really, you're safe guys... you won't get any flack (or any suggestions of surgical procedures) from me on this one!
 

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dreadnut said:
sorry ladies, just repeating a joke I heard..

I do however have a wife and four daughters...

Certainly qualifies you as an authority Dread. How do you get time in the bathroom? :shock:

West
 

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Now I have to chime in!! I'm the one who never gets bathroom time at our house... When he heads for the bathroom, the question always is, "Whole magazine?" If he says "Yes," I know I'd better run in first because it's going to be hours -- and of course, it's not safe for another hour afterwards! One of these days his hiney is going to grow to that seat!
 

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What a great idea, I feel a song coming on "If I could get time in the bathroom, the first thing that I'd like to do..." of course to the tune of Croce's "Time in a Bottle" :lol:

3 bathrooms, that helps. I also have a secluded back yard that borders up to the woods :D

In addition, I'm on a first name basis with the plumber :lol:

These factors are of course all fodder for my new song...
 
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