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West R Lee

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I literally can't turn on a television anymore without a Viagra, Lavitra, or Cialis commercial. Are there that many guys in this world that have that problem? What did guys do 20 or 100 years ago? What did the Indians do with no totem pole? You'd think mankind couldn't have made it this long...that we couldn't propagate. And now a female version...how does that work? Is it just me?

Did see one the other night for RLS....that's Restless Leg Syndrome for those of you that don't have a medical degree....you know, that goofy feeling in your legs late at night, usually when you're in bed. Your entire body is exhausted, but your legs are running a marathon. Anyway, some of the possible side effects are an overwhelming gambling impulse and strong sexual urges!! Anyone think their wife has RLS! :twisted:

And my gosh at the bowling ball sized prostates that have been running around forever. It really is a wonder they don't sell othopedic underwear.

And we wonder why health care costs are soaring! Did you know that pharmaceutical companies spend far more on advertisement than they do on R & D?

Sheeesh!

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Pharaceutical TV ads are abominadable, freaking pushers, bypassing the Dr's. Looking to help us common people without enough good sense to know we're sick.

Helping us again, daily, with 15-20 different possible ailments. Restless leg syndrome my eye, 2/3 of my Maternal family can't keep their legs from twitching & tapping, it's a Godsend, been burning off excess calores for generations. Ever notice there's never any technical difficulties experienced with TV ads, loud & clear every time.

Concerning Viagra, I've listened to more'n one conversation describing non prescription, recreational use of the stuff & have had it offered to me at parties. Passed around in baggies, just like weed, except these people were Republicans.

For perspective I once heard Uncle Harold give a pretty fair description of the installation & subsequent operation/function of his "Prosthesis". Viagra conversations were less wierd.

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:lol: I'm sure Democrats don't have that problem Jeff......look at "Slick Willie" for instance, he's a perpetual erection, he never needed it! Gary Hart.....oohh Barney Frank..... man, that's bad!

Republicans are busy with more important issues. :wink: Couple of real winners the Dems are running this year. Hussein and Rodham....rhymes with Saddam. :wink: I'll betcha, after Hillry steals it, Hussein camp burns down half the country. No kidding....the first KKK rally in 20 years is slated for March 20, right here in front of the Gregg County courthouse. Yep, he'll bring CHANGE allright. HOPE...CHANGE....CHANGE ....HOPE....CHANGE...... somebody needs to tell them a guy can only be president 8 years, then you gotta change......it's the law. Haven't heard a real opinion or plan yet from either.....especially Hussein. And Hillry...she'll fine ya if you don't buy her national health care. :shock:

Stevie Wonder can see who to vote for in this one!

:lol: Got me goin', didn't ya Jeffrey?

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I agree all these candidates are terrible :x . Too bad we couldn't see good old Ron Paul in there. He would have actually brought some real change to this country and tried to get us out of our scary economical state :wink: . He is the man who is ACTUALLY for downsize of gov. and doesn't just say it to sound good. Not to mention he wants to get rid of the federal reserve and the irs.
Anyway, I just wanted to ask if you can think of one, maybe even two good things that little Bush jr. has done for our country in the last 8 years. I sat here and tried to think of one, but just couldn't come up with anything.
 

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West -- not gonna get into the politics on this one -- but rather, I'm going to veer the thread back to the original post.

I'm not sure what's going on with all the men with ED... it's just weird! But the pharmaceutical companies wouldn't be spending all that money on advertising if they were selling these like M&Ms!

As for RLS, I happen to have a severe case, and it's really horrible. I wake up kicking and screaming in pain. Without my meds, I don't know what I would do.

Now as for the side-effects... Let's just say I don't gamble! :wink:
 

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West R Lee said:
Anyway, some of the possible side effects are an overwhelming gambling impulse...

West

Is this for real? They say you might get a major urge to gamble? :lol:
Speaking of all these medictions have they developed anything yet to help control GAS? I could surely use some because giving into it all the time doesn't seem to be working.
 

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Okay, I can't resist -- what was that thing with the Republican Senator in the bathroom at our airport?
 

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I'm working on a new product that should make me lossa money. A cure for Restless Erectile Dysfunction. This will cut down on the number of pills a geezer takes every day... Present difficulty is that my legs tend to reach for the ceiling. I'm still working on it...
 

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Seems unfair - you get old and need medication to ease stiffness in places you don't want it and cause it in places you do :mrgreen: Reminds me of the guy who was stung by a bee on his todger while nude sunbathing, 'Doctor - can you relieve the pain but leave the swelling?' :shock:
 

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Carol said:
Okay, I can't resist -- what was that thing with the Republican Senator in the bathroom at our airport?

Same thing Barney Frank was doing, they're both AC/DC. I for one hope you get those insatiable urges satisfied!

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Dreamlander said:
I agree all these candidates are terrible :x . Too bad we couldn't see good old Ron Paul in there. He would have actually brought some real change to this country and tried to get us out of our scary economical state :wink: . He is the man who is ACTUALLY for downsize of gov. and doesn't just say it to sound good. Not to mention he wants to get rid of the federal reserve and the irs.
Anyway, I just wanted to ask if you can think of one, maybe even two good things that little Bush jr. has done for our country in the last 8 years. I sat here and tried to think of one, but just couldn't come up with anything.

Defended the country against terrorism, and continues to. There's one! Stood up against the U.N.......there's 2! Cut your taxes.......there's 3. Appointed minorities to the highest positions in the land.....there's 4. Appointed a superb Supreme Court Chief Justice.......there's 5. Man, I can think of a bunch of good things he's done.

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West R Lee said:
Defended the country against terrorism, and continues to. There's one! Stood up against the U.N.......there's 2! Cut your taxes.......there's 3. Appointed minorities to the highest positions in the land.....there's 4. Appointed a superb Supreme Court Chief Justice.......there's 5. Man, I can think of a bunch of good things he's done.

West

Hilarious.
 

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West R Lee said:
Defended the country against terrorism, and continues to. There's one! Stood up against the U.N.......there's 2! Cut your taxes.......there's 3. Appointed minorities to the highest positions in the land.....there's 4. Appointed a superb Supreme Court Chief Justice.......there's 5. Man, I can think of a bunch of good things he's done.

West
1.- I guess all our presidents have done this since 9/11 was the biggest attack on our country since Pearl Harbor. 2.- OK, not sure what good this did for our country... 3.- Didn't cut my taxes so much as he did for people who make much much more money than me, plus you can't cut taxes and raise spending just doesn't work that way. This being part of the reason we are in SERIOUS debt and China owns our ass. 4.- Doesn't necassarily mean they were good appointments. 5.- That is a matter of opinion.
 

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Hey......I started this thread as a joke, Jeff mentioned Republicans, and I responded. Now I've been sensored once here about talking politics. It seems, as it is in the rest of the country, you can talk Global Warming, all the anti Bush you want, give everything to the deadbeats, while us middle class work our tails off for peanuts, but you can't take up for Bush. It isn't politically correct. BULL!!! I don't recognize that term!

Welp,one big reason we owe China so much money is that they finance all that oil we buy from the middle east. You see, if we could produce our own oil, like all that that lies under Alaska, off the Florida and California coasts, we'd have oil to export.....and that's a fact. But we're afraid we'll damage a bird nest.

As far as appointments, the minorities ARE in the Bush administration, the fact you don't like them is inconsequential.

Always found it comical how the left is pro-abortion, but anti death penalty. We needed John Roberts desperately.

Now.....oohh that felt better. I can't comment further, as I've said I wouldn't....so respond all you want. I'm not allowed to defend myself here. You go vote for Hussein or Hillry, but don't bitch when your taxes escalate, the economy is in depression, and the suitcase nukes start blowing up in American cities. Then again, Hussein will have us eating out of their hands, so you might find the nearest mosque to worship in.

I'm done with it! I think some of you will be surprised come November. Speaking for my home state.......ain't no way anybody but McCain will win it......thank God!

And one more thing! :lol: Democrats are for the people right? What a joke. They clammored for weeks about "counting the votes" in Florida in 2000, well I could go on for days there, but let's talk about now. Hillry agreed not to count the Florida and Michigan vote......but now she needs them. HMMM....the party of the people were going to disregard the vote of the people 2 states? Hillry agreed in September, but needs them now? Can someone explain this to me. The democrat party is a joke!

So go ahead Don or John, kick me off the site for standing up for what I believe. These folks will start writing you shortly. :wink:

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What a country! We can speak our minds without the authorities coming to arrest us. Now, can we just all get along like nice Guild-o-philes?

I thought this thread was about erections, not elections :D

I'm happy to say I've never even seen a Viagra capsule, and hope I never do. But if I ever need to, I will 8)
 

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Ahh sorry guys, I just get a bit wound up. Back to the Viagra, Cialis, Levitra thing, is this a problem that has just arisen? Let me rephase that.....that won't arise? Ohhh....nevermind.

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West R Lee said:
...Back to the Viagra, Cialis, Levitra thing, is this a problem that has just arisen? Let me rephase that.....that won't arise?
West
If the aspirin is the man's 'friend' when she says she has a headache, then these drugs are the ladies' 'friend' when he says no-can-do :oops: They make it harder for men to hide their disinterest (or inadequacy) behind "I'd love to honey, but" when she wants intimacy. :wink:
 
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