Tiffanys

Graham

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A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look
more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just
looking at it, you're going to sh!t when I tell you the price.'
 

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Graham said:
JerryR said:
:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

I wondered where this one would go. 30 looks and no comments. :wink:
seemed to me like you said it all!
 

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Graham said:
I wondered where this one would go. 30 looks and no comments. :wink:

My kids tell each other, and Mrs. Fro, not to laugh at my jokes because it only encourages me.
 
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