Mahatma Gandhi

dklsplace · Nov 1, 2007

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He
also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

12 string · Nov 1, 2007

Phew!!! Who farted?

fronobulax · Nov 2, 2007

So the midget psychic con man who was in jail because he charged for "communicating with the dead" escaped. The headline said....

Small medium at large.

I'm here all week. May I supersize your order for you?

kitniyatran · Nov 2, 2007

Yes, Please! :lol:

dreadnut · Nov 2, 2007

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Seems he stayed awake all night one night pondering whether or not there really is a Dog...

JerryR · Nov 3, 2007

dreadnut said:
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Seems he stayed awake all night one night pondering whether or not there really is a Dog...

I get my mucking fords wuddled too :!: :mrgreen:

kitniyatran · Nov 3, 2007

dreadnut said:
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Seems he stayed awake all night one night pondering whether or not there really is a Dog...

Not any more:
I read on the net earlier today, A&E canceled Dog. I never watched him anyway

The Guilds of Grot · Nov 5, 2007

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his grandmother in the woods? :shock:

dklsplace · Nov 5, 2007

The Guilds of Grot said:
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his grandmother in the woods? :shock:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? 'Cause the meat tastes funny.

Guildmark · Nov 5, 2007

Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

dreadnut · Nov 5, 2007

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Aileen

Q: What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Irene

West R Lee · Nov 5, 2007

Man, I could take this one to XXX in a hurry, better bite my fingers, both of my typing fingers!

West

JerryR · Nov 6, 2007

Go on Jim - be a devil :twisted:

Mahatma Gandhi

dklsplace

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12 string

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fronobulax

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kitniyatran

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