iamru02
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There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto
her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE
LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and
yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every
day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady
stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Pleas e Lord,
I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were
two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES
FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and
shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and
shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE
THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!
her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE
LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and
yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every
day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady
stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Pleas e Lord,
I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were
two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES
FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and
shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and
shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE
THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!
