A couple was up in an air balloon when a windstorm hit and blew them miles from the county fairgrounds. When the wind settled, they crash-landed in an open field, luckily safe and sound, and proceeded to walk about one mile up to an empty road. In about 2 minutes, a car came down the road, and the coupled waved to the driver, who stopped.
"Where are we?" asked the man.
"You are on a rural road, about one mile from an air balloon that looks like it crash-landed," said the driver.
"You must be an accountant!" said the woman.
"Yes, I am! How did you know that?" asked the driver.
The woman responded: "What you told us is 100% accurate - and 100% useless!"
"Where are we?" asked the man.
"You are on a rural road, about one mile from an air balloon that looks like it crash-landed," said the driver.
"You must be an accountant!" said the woman.
"Yes, I am! How did you know that?" asked the driver.
The woman responded: "What you told us is 100% accurate - and 100% useless!"