the senility prayer

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
The good fortune to run into those I did
And the eyesight to know the difference.

dreadnut said:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
The good fortune to run into those I did
And the eyesight to know the difference.

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Sorry for the bump but that is just too funny to ignore.

The good thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet so many new people.

fronobulax said:

The good thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet so many new people.

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...and you can hide your own Easter eggs!

The Dr. was going to put the test results into his patients file, but dropped the works on the floor, unfortunately the test results belonged to Mary Smith, of which there were two. One of which was suffering from Alzheimers' disease, and the other one whom had tested positive for Aids. All he could think of doing was calling each of the husbands up and explaining the situation, then suggested to the respective husband that he drive his wife to the edge of town, and let her out....and if she found her way home to not make love to her. :roll: Steffan

That is sooooo politically incorrect :shock:


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It is Jerry, but some things are worth the risk, and this is a pretty safe, or forgiving place, and the older we get, the more we can get away with. :lol: Steffan and watch out when I'm a hundred....all people will be able to say is.....hey, he's a hundred. :wink:

AlohaJoe said:

...and you can hide your own Easter eggs!

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More :lol: :lol: :lol: ' for Stef & Joe :lol: :lol: :lol: