Points to ponder

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
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