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    Senior Member adorshki's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12 string View Post
    How do you make a classical guitarist stop playing?

    Take away his sheet music.

    ' Strang
    Second corollary:
    If you make a mistake and repeat it twice, it's jazz.
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    For you Don Martin fans:

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    Quote Originally Posted by adorshki View Post
    Second corollary:
    If you make a mistake and repeat it twice, it's jazz.
    assuming you remember to repeat the mistake twice :)
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    Then there's the Lee Harvey Oswald Band...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fronobulax View Post
    How do you get an electric guitarist to play softly?

    Put some sheet music in front of them.



    Hey, is that an uber rare three p'up Bluesbird?

    These are priceless, kudos to Walrus. Wife even though the Fender one was funny haha, you should never read your wife jokes about killing someone with their guitar collection but I usually give her knives, machetes and adzes for her bday and I'm still here.

    I learned the mistake trick years ago, most of my playing hinges on mistakes...
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