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    Time for some guitarist jokes...

    Share 'em if you got 'em!


    A lady was recently arrested for beating her husband to death with his own guitar collection.
    At her initial appearance in court the judge leaned over, scowled at her and said "First offender?"

    She said no... first a Gibson, then a Fender.

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    What's the difference between a rock guitarist and jazz guitarist?

    A rock guitarist plays four chords to 6000 people

    A jazz guitarist plays 6000 chords to four people

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    Woman goes to her doctor and is told she has only six months to live. She asks the doctor if she can do anything to increase this.

    The doctor tells her she could move in with a bass player. The women asks if it will make her live longer. Doctor replies:

    “No, but it will seem like it!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post



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    Lol!

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    So wrong, but it made me laugh.

    '60s: [ SF3 ]
    '70s: [ S70 | 2xS300AD ]
    '80s: [ X79-3 | 2xX80 | X82 | X100 | X175 | S270 | S281 | BHM1 ]
    '80s: [ S300AD | Detonator | Liberator Elite | SF4 | D46 | AA ]
    '90s: [ 2x S100 | X170 | X170T | SF3,4,5 | BB | NB | NB DX ]
    '90s: [ X2000 | X3000 | DV72 | BHM1 ]
    '00s: [ SF3 | SF4 | BB-90 | X160R ]
    '10s:
    [ 2xTB | SF3 ]

    My Reviews: GADsGuilds.com

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    Don

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    How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb?

    One to change it and five to sing about how good the old one was.

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