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Some nurse humor from Jimmy Carr and Jo Brand on QI series K
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and said “Oh no, some a#@$ole’s got my pen!”
A nurse comes running in and says to the Matron “Oh dear, I think I’ve gotten something the wrong way ‘round. You asked me to prick someone’s boil.”
What’s the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?
The taste
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and said “Oh no, some a#@$ole’s got my pen!”
A nurse comes running in and says to the Matron “Oh dear, I think I’ve gotten something the wrong way ‘round. You asked me to prick someone’s boil.”
What’s the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?
The taste