On of ... shall we say ... questionable taste.

dbirchett

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On the first day of school, a first grade teacher told the class that they were no longer Kindergarteners and that "baby talk" was no longer acceptable, that they would have to use the regular, the adult words for things.

This became apparent when she asked kids the usual question; "What did you do last summer?"

She first went to Bobby. Bobby responded, "We took a trip on a choo-choo,"

"No Bobby. That's baby talk. You went for a trip on a train. What did you do, Mary Sue?"

"We spent the summer at Nana's house."

"No, Mary Sue, that's baby talk. You spent the summer at your grandmother's house. What did you do, Bobby?"

"I read a really cool book. My mom said that she read it when she was a little girl."

"Bobby, that's wonderful. What was the name of your book?"

"Uh ... Winnie the s**t."
 
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