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dbirchett

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In church, a pastor called for testimonials from the congregation. A young lady arose and went to the pulpit.

"Hi. About six months ago, my husband, Jim, was in a bad bicycle accident. He had several broken bones but the worst thing from the accident was that his scrotum was crushed. The doctors had to piece it back together with wires to hold it in place. He said that every time it moved or was touched, it was excruciatingly painful. Even just breathing made it hurt. But after all this time, due to the faith and prayers of everyone, and after a very painful recovery, I am happy to announce that Jim is fully healed and back to normal."

Every male in the congregation was visibly shaken and wincing at the thought of how painful that must have been for Jim. There was not a sound in the church until a young man arose and went to the pulpit.

"Hi, my name is Jim. And honey, the word is sternum not scrotum."
 
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