A little Rural humor

dbirchett

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A farmer drove up to his neighbors house (only a quarter mile down the road). He gets out of his truck and storms up to the house and pounds on the door.

Ten year old Jimmy answers.

"Hello, Mr. Swensen"
"Hello, Jimmy. I need to see your dad. It's important."
"Well, he's gone into town. He'll be back in a few hours."
"Is your Mom here?"
"No sir, she's gone with him."
"Well, what about your older brother, Harold?"
"He's with 'em too. I'm the only one here. But if you need to borrow a tool or something, just tell me. I know where things are and I'm sure dad would loan it to you."
"It's not that. It's your older brother Harold. He went and got my daughter Mary Beth pregnant."

Jimmy didn't know how to respond so he thought for a minute and said:

"Well, we get $100 for the Hog and $250 for the bull but I don't know what we get for Harold."
 

adorshki

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Ok nobody's responded but you deserve a thanks!
I'm gonna say this just rang my bell, and a few of my coworkers', too!
Thanks!
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