Finnish sense of humor

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Even that there is a chance that someone sees this political . . . just say so - and I'll remove it.

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Corona or not - eventually we all die someday - and some may go to heaven. Did you ever think that they may have customs up there?
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And at the customs down here . . .

- Alright now... pull your pants down...
- But you do not look at all like the picture in your passport.
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History is our best teacher, thus we can avoid our previous mistakes.

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And then some other aspect about getting to heaven . . .

Somewhere in Middle East
- They got me . . .
- 72 virgins are waiting for you in heaven

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OR - "We might be virgins - but not desperate

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Childhood of Heimo Vesa

Let's put the cap on when we go to kiosk.
Do I have to wear this? - Yes

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The window is not staying open.
Well put something in there! Use your brain!

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Finnish customs inspections appear to be distressingly thorough . . .
Reminded me of this classic momment from Auf Weidersehen Pet:) <iframe width="560" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 

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For those interested in space science . . .



Science center Fingerpoli

. . . as the galaxy is moving away from us there happens so called redshift

600 000 light years from here

"It wasn't like this when I was young"



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Lottery - dream holiday
After a week - "You won!"
"Now you can dream that holiday."
 

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Nuuska, I am in awe of the Finish language, along with any other agglutinating language such as Hungarian, Tamil (the Dravidian language family) and Japanese and Korean and Turkish. The Japanese and Koreans need to understand that they are linguistic and ethnic brothers instead of dissing one another.
 

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Science center Fingerpoli:
AAbsolute zero is only 0,0001 degrees away . . . what can we do?"


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That's us 😂


Finnish temperature chart
+15?C
People in Spain start wearing cap, gloves and quilted jackets
Finns sunbathe
+10?C
French are in vain trying to turn on their central heating
Finns are planting flowers
+5?C
Italian cars won't start
Finns are enjoying their convertibles
0?C
Water freezes
Water in the rivers of Helsinki turns a just a little bit thicker
-5?C
First victims of cold are reported in California
Finns end their Midsummer celebration
-10?C
Scotsmen turn the heat on at their houses
Finns put on their long sleeved shirts
-20?C
Swedes stay firmly indoors
Finns end the barbeque season
-30?C
Half of the Greeks freeze to death
Finns begin to dry the laundry indoors
-40?C
All the fake Santa Clauses move to South
Finnish military cancel their winter manoeuvres due the too warm wather
-50?C
Danes chatter off their teeth
Finns rent DVD's and stay indoors
-60?C
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole
Finnish military winter manoeuvres starts
-70?C
People living in Siberia move to Moscow
Finns get ****ed of because Finlandia Vodka can't be kept cold outdoors
-273,15?C
Absolue Zero
Finns say to each other: "Damn it's cold out there!"
-300?C
Hell freezes over
Finland wins the Eurovision song contest



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That reminds me of my mother who grew up in Massachusetts and later lived in New Hampshire (it snows a lot there). People would be complaining about the cold and she would be outside in without a coat and in bare feet because she liked the feel of snow on her toes.
 
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