Finnish sense of humor

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And here is a little strip - has both Finnish and Swedish

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First frame : " I´m moving to Stockholm! I´ll open a fitness center there"

Second frame : "Combined gym and solarium"

Third frame : xxx xxx - I will not write it.
 

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Hyvä!

Those who don't get the last one, look up the story of the Honda Fit name change!
Or don't.
 

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Hyvä!

Those who don't get the last one, look up the story of the Honda Fit name change!
Or don't.

I did. Kind of what I expected. Thank you since I learned things having never heard of a Honda Jazz as a car or a motorcycle.

On the naming of cars, I was always amused by the decision at General Motors to name a car the Chevy Nova since anyone who made it through the first couple of weeks of Spanish class knows no va means "does not go".
 

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Next one is something I found in net in finnish - my translation.

WARNING - appetite destructing content !



First year medicine students had first anatomy class. They were assembled around dissection desk. There was a corpse under white sheet. Professor starts : “ In medicine you will need two things. FIRST one is that you do not abhor anything in human body.”


He showed example. He lifted the sheet, stuck his finger in rectum and then put his finger in his mouth. “Now you do it!” Students were alarmed, but after two minutes of hesitating they each stuck their finger first into corpses rectum, then into their mouth. When they were done, the professor gazed at them and continued:


SECOND most important is to observe carefully. I stuck my MIDDLE finger into rectum - and my INDEX finger into mouth. From now on - OBSERVE CAREFULLY !”

 

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Screen one : Many who are considering suicide are left alone.

Third screen : "I wonder if that stool is high enough . . .I can lend you my ladder"


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First screen : Nutrition therapist : "Alright, I have examined all your excrement of the week"
Second screen : "You are not getting enough vegetables"
Third screen : "Do you realize that you could have simply asked what I have eaten?"


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First screen : At stationer´s



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Screen one : Answer great sex query
Screen two : Your answers will be handled anonymously
Screen three : "Look what Heimo Vesa is confessing!"

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Screen one : We are interviewing rioters in Stockholm
Screen two : "Immigrants come here and get best housing, work and women"
Screen three : "I will immediately move to Sweden."
 

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First screen: "I mades roadsigns for wedding party of Satu & Marko." - "Fine"
Second screen: S&M - Party
 

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Above door - Chinese Restaurant

Black sign - "We like dogs"
 

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Introducing "Viivi ja Wagner" - finnish comic strip since mid 90:s - sometimes stereotypically playing with differences between women and men.




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First screen : "Honey, what are you doing?" - "Watching football"

Second screen : "But the tv is broken"

Third screen : . . .
 

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Screen one : "I wake up at night with this oppressive feeling . . . as if some catty weight were upon my chest"
Sreen two : "Typical, normal sleep paralysis."
 

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First screen : Tomorrow we have recreation day! A surprise round-trip in a luxury coach !

Second screen : . . . Now we are approaching the back door and toilet.
 

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Got a new iPhone SE with better camera - here´s a test picture . . .


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Is that used for raking the Finnish forests? :tiger:


This particular example dwells in urban garden, but since it is adjustable both in length and width, I see no reason, why it would not suit in forest, too. :watermelon:
 
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First screen : 10 second superglue
Third screen : after 10 seconds
 
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