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    And here is a little strip - has both Finnish and Swedish



    First frame : " I´m moving to Stockholm! I´ll open a fitness center there"

    Second frame : "Combined gym and solarium"

    Third frame : xxx xxx - I will not write it.
    First good guitar - GUILD Duane Eddy 400 - I was 3rd owner - still regret letting it go 25 years ago - used to have Artist Award and Starfire - no regrets here.
    Present guitars - all bought new - F50R 1975 - F512 1977 - F212CSB 1979 - OM-240CE 2018 - Schecter Startocaster
    bought secondhand - B30SB fretless - RED Songbird - White Songbird - D-125 - Gibson 3/4-size acoustic 1957 - Carmelo Gonzales nylon string - old Levin Lute

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    Hyvä!

    Those who don't get the last one, look up the story of the Honda Fit name change!
    Or don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beinhard View Post
    Hyvä!

    Those who don't get the last one, look up the story of the Honda Fit name change!
    Or don't.
    I did. Kind of what I expected. Thank you since I learned things having never heard of a Honda Jazz as a car or a motorcycle.

    On the naming of cars, I was always amused by the decision at General Motors to name a car the Chevy Nova since anyone who made it through the first couple of weeks of Spanish class knows no va means "does not go".
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    What he said.
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    Frono: You are correct----again.

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    "Time May Change the Technique of Music But Never Its Mission " - Rachmaninoff
    My 1st Guild: '96 Westerly D25NT "Hally" (10-31-96 stamped on heelblock)
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    Next one is something I found in net in finnish - my translation.

    WARNING - appetite destructing content !



    First year medicine students had first anatomy class. They were assembled around dissection desk. There was a corpse under white sheet. Professor starts : “ In medicine you will need two things. FIRST one is that you do not abhor anything in human body.”


    He showed example. He lifted the sheet, stuck his finger in rectum and then put his finger in his mouth. “Now you do it!” Students were alarmed, but after two minutes of hesitating they each stuck their finger first into corpses rectum, then into their mouth. When they were done, the professor gazed at them and continued:


    SECOND most important is to observe carefully. I stuck my MIDDLE finger into rectum - and my INDEX finger into mouth. From now on - OBSERVE CAREFULLY !”

    First good guitar - GUILD Duane Eddy 400 - I was 3rd owner - still regret letting it go 25 years ago - used to have Artist Award and Starfire - no regrets here.
    Present guitars - all bought new - F50R 1975 - F512 1977 - F212CSB 1979 - OM-240CE 2018 - Schecter Startocaster
    bought secondhand - B30SB fretless - RED Songbird - White Songbird - D-125 - Gibson 3/4-size acoustic 1957 - Carmelo Gonzales nylon string - old Levin Lute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuuska View Post
    [SIZE=2]Next one is something I found in net in finnish - my translation.

    WARNING - appetite destructing content !
    Makes me hanker for lutefisk for some reason.
    Al
    "Time May Change the Technique of Music But Never Its Mission " - Rachmaninoff
    My 1st Guild: '96 Westerly D25NT "Hally" (10-31-96 stamped on heelblock)
    #2: '01 Westerly F65ce "Blondie"
    #3: '03 Corona D40e Richie Havens "Richie"
    All bought new!

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    Great stuff, Nuuska. Thanks for bringing us some good laughs!
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    Screen one : Many who are considering suicide are left alone.

    Third screen : "I wonder if that stool is high enough . . .I can lend you my ladder"





    First screen : Nutrition therapist : "Alright, I have examined all your excrement of the week"
    Second screen : "You are not getting enough vegetables"
    Third screen : "Do you realize that you could have simply asked what I have eaten?"




    First screen : At stationer´s





    Screen one : Answer great sex query
    Screen two : Your answers will be handled anonymously
    Screen three : "Look what Heimo Vesa is confessing!"

    researcher 4 & 6






    Screen one : We are interviewing rioters in Stockholm
    Screen two : "Immigrants come here and get best housing, work and women"
    Screen three : "I will immediately move to Sweden."
    First good guitar - GUILD Duane Eddy 400 - I was 3rd owner - still regret letting it go 25 years ago - used to have Artist Award and Starfire - no regrets here.
    Present guitars - all bought new - F50R 1975 - F512 1977 - F212CSB 1979 - OM-240CE 2018 - Schecter Startocaster
    bought secondhand - B30SB fretless - RED Songbird - White Songbird - D-125 - Gibson 3/4-size acoustic 1957 - Carmelo Gonzales nylon string - old Levin Lute

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    First screen: "I mades roadsigns for wedding party of Satu & Marko." - "Fine"
    Second screen: S&M - Party
    First good guitar - GUILD Duane Eddy 400 - I was 3rd owner - still regret letting it go 25 years ago - used to have Artist Award and Starfire - no regrets here.
    Present guitars - all bought new - F50R 1975 - F512 1977 - F212CSB 1979 - OM-240CE 2018 - Schecter Startocaster
    bought secondhand - B30SB fretless - RED Songbird - White Songbird - D-125 - Gibson 3/4-size acoustic 1957 - Carmelo Gonzales nylon string - old Levin Lute

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