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Al's new office
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That sure is right. Nobody's gonna mess with my Guilds or my Swingline


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Screen one : Big Boss : "Where is Head of Department?" - "He's out playing golf."
Screen two : Big Boss : "Where is Superior Murikka?" - "He's is having a nap."
Screen three : "Playing? having a nap? Is this a kindergarten or what?"
Screen four : "you must say : Networking and raising energy level."
 

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Screen one : Wholesaler truck arrives - "New delicacies arrived!"
Screen two : "We got a.o. unprecedented gourmet food for pets"
Screen three : NOW Cat tenderloin
 

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Howdy - let's try some new ones


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Screen 1 - You must be clear and firm with youth.
Screen 2 - Set clear times for coming home and going to sleep, and do not bargain about them.
Screen 3 - I'll be home from town at six in the morning, I'll sleep all day, and you've got nothing to bitch about it.


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On eight day God returned and created perspective.




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Screen 1 - PLÖNG
Screen 2 - "Piano is out of tune. No wonder I can't play." "I call piano-tuner."
Screen 3 - Then - "Now it is in tune." - PLING - "I still can't."
 

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For those enjoying lutefisk

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Screen 1 - at Finger Lake
Screen 2 - Sale - lutefisk at low prices

Fin-Kem would be "Finger-Chemical"
 

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And that chemical spill would be sodium hydroxide!

A very strong base . . . harsh stuff!
 

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Screen 1 : "I'd like to buy those rubber overalls"
Screen 2 : " S or M?"
Screen 3 : " I do both"
 

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Screen 1 : For sale a music stand in good shape



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Screen 1 : "Is that the new work chair I ordered ?"
Screen 2 : "The angle of the back needs adjustment . . . "
Screen 3 : Previous night : "Set the ejection seat here, we'll test it tomorrow."




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Screen 1 : "How was the party?"
Screen 2 : "it was fun until someone called the cops."
Screen 3 : "We want to listen to The Monkees! - Last train to clarksville " ( out of tune of course ) " HEY! - Now everybody - let's watch police-tv!"
 

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Screen 3 : "We want to listen to The Monkees! - Last train to clarksville " ( out of tune of course ) " HEY! - Now everybody - let's watch police-tv!"

Whoah, they show Cops in your country too?!?

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"Bad Boys Bad Boys...."
Too much.
And in the spirit of "the Song Title Game":
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Long time - no jokes

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Screen one : According to patient you have tasted and sucked her breasts.
Screen two : It is absolutely necessary in order to examine possible leaks. OK
Screen three : We transfer you to urology.
 
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Screen one : Vitalo Cream - makes your skin young again
Screen two :
Screen three : After a week
 

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Screen 1 : Same time somewhere in Russia : Jevegeni - will you take a bottle of vodka?
Screen 2 : Thanks, no need for bottle. I drink off the tap.
 

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Screen 1 - Heimo, you must be available 24/7
Screen 2 - Whoa! I go get beer. Calendar July 25
 

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Had to think about that one, since it has the month/day "reversed" based on my USA location!

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Screen 1 - My granddaughter brings his boyfriend so I can see him.
Screen 2 - I hear he is a real young angelface.
 
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