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What's the difference between God and a concert pianist?




- - - - - - God doesn't think he's a concert pianist.
 

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I have a cousin who is a concert pianist (The National Symphony, Boston Pops, etc.), and is famed in the family for his substantial ego.

And this joke is going to him.

Right now.
 

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Howdy

Since we are joking . . . .

What does an illiterate agnostic - suffering of insomnia - do at night ???

If nobody knows I´ll reveal it tomorrow
 

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What's the hardest thing to do on guitar,


...make money.

Ralph
 

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That's not funny it's the truth! My wife sometimes comes home from a gig and says, "I made ones of dollars!" :laughing:
 

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Howdy

Since we are joking . . . .

What does an illiterate agnostic - suffering of insomnia - do at night ???

If nobody knows I´ll reveal it tomorrow

The same thing the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac does? ;-)
 

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As promised

He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"
 

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