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    What's the difference ...

    What's the difference between God and a concert pianist?




    - - - - - - God doesn't think he's a concert pianist.

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    I have a cousin who is a concert pianist (The National Symphony, Boston Pops, etc.), and is famed in the family for his substantial ego.

    And this joke is going to him.

    Right now.
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    Good one!

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    Howdy

    Since we are joking . . . .

    What does an illiterate agnostic - suffering of insomnia - do at night ???

    If nobody knows IŽll reveal it tomorrow
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    What's the hardest thing to do on guitar,


    ...make money.

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    HAAAAAA HAAAAAA!! That's funny. Now I have to wait for Nuuska's answer......
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    That's not funny it's the truth! My wife sometimes comes home from a gig and says, "I made ones of dollars!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuuska View Post
    Howdy

    Since we are joking . . . .

    What does an illiterate agnostic - suffering of insomnia - do at night ???

    If nobody knows IŽll reveal it tomorrow
    The same thing the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac does? ;-)
    Quote Originally Posted by mgod View Post
    What he said.

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    As promised

    He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuuska View Post
    He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"
    Almost caught me with a mouth full of sparkling water, which would have made a mess of my laptop.

    Well played.
    '69 Yamaha FG-110 (mom & dad)
    '08 DV-6 (8th Street Music)
    '72 F-212XL (ex-idealassets - now with a nephew)
    '83 D-35 (ex-Walking Man, ex-Qvart)
    '92 JF4-12 (ex-grumpyguybill)
    '07 F-47R (ex-mikemo6string)
    '74 G-37 (ex-Gardman, ex-Neal)
    '94 D-6 (CL find)
    '61 F-40B (ex-Walking Man)
    GAD F-130R NAT (ex-Killdeer43, ex-Jeffcoop,)
    GAD-30 NAT (ex-Killdeer43, ex-Geoguy - now with a different nephew)
    GAD D125-12 (ex-BoneDigger)
    NS SFIV-ST (ex-BoneDigger)
    '99 DeArmond M-75 (why not?)

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