OK so someone has to so it might as well be me......
You have GAS about gas hung under a Fender? ........ or is it you have Gas about Gas cans being hung under a fender......
Now if you actually acquire, I would recommend wearing a rubber glove when you plug in, make sure the body is empty (especially of fumes) and do not play in the rain.....
I read your blog and I have to agree that the new containers are pretty poor. IN years past I had two jerrys on the back of my camper and two more on the back of my Jeep. Unfortunately all of them have gone to new homes over the years.
As a side veer .... Happy Fathers Day to all!!! Stay cool to those in this part of the world.