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    Senior Member dreadnut's Avatar
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    Lovemaking survey

    The speaker for the evening asked the crowd "So how many of you make love with your spouse at least twice a week?" A couple hands went up. "Once a week?" A few more hands in the air. "Once or twice a month?" Several more hands shot up.

    "OK, how about once a year?" One old boy in the back raised his hand and started flailing it around like a schoolkid who wants to be picked for something special.


    The speaker said "Really, you and your wife only make love once a year? What are you so excited about?"


    Old boy announces with a big smile on his face: "Tonight's the night!"
    "The air's as still as the throttle on a funeral train." John Prine

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    Heard that one in a number of variations....and they're all funny.

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    Good one!

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