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    Cowboy grooming hints

    An old cowboy

    An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut
    and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his
    cheeks are wrinkled from age.

    The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
    the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

    When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the
    cleanest shave he's had in years.

    But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
    swallowed that little ball.

    The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days
    like everyone else does".

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    Re: Cowboy grooming hints

    :lol: :lol: :lol: you know there's a wrinkle for every hard year of work in that mans face
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    Re: Cowboy grooming hints

    He looks like Rueben James.
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    Re: Cowboy grooming hints

    He looks like Joan Rivers SHOULD look...

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