An old farmer was walking to his pond with a bucket full of corn for the ducks. When he got there, he discovered three young women skinny-dipping. When they saw the farmer they all swam to the deep side of the pond where the water was up to their necks. One yelled, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The farmer yelled back: "I didn't come here to see you naked, I just came down here to feed my alligator!" :lol: