coastie99
Enlightened Member
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, the lady dwarf
hears "snip, snip, snip, snip."
The doctor emerges from under her skirt. 'How's that?' he says
'Well, it's a lot better actually, but it's still there.'
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. "Snip, snip, snip, snip." Out he comes again.
'How's that?' he asks again more confidently.
'That's wonderful! What did you do?'
'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, the lady dwarf
hears "snip, snip, snip, snip."
The doctor emerges from under her skirt. 'How's that?' he says
'Well, it's a lot better actually, but it's still there.'
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. "Snip, snip, snip, snip." Out he comes again.
'How's that?' he asks again more confidently.
'That's wonderful! What did you do?'
'I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots.'
