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walrus

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This could be the greatest thread of all time!!! You guys are killing me!

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davismanLV said:
zulu said:
davismanLV said:
GREAT list, Al !!!! LSHMSFOAIDMT !!!

hmmmm... laughed so hard my shoes fell off and I drank my throwup?
Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco..... (I live in the southwest). :lol:
Thanks for both/and/or/either explanation!
 

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" 
"It's Not Unusual."
 

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Two flies were talking and one said to the other, "How's the baby?"

"Terrible", the other fly replied. "I had to walk the ceiling with him all night!"




Two kangaroos were talking and one said to the other, "Don't you hate it when it's raining, and the kids have to play in?"
 

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Lady on a bus holding a baby. Guy walks in, takes a look at them and says "Hey, where'd you get that monkey?" The lady says "That's no monkey, that's my baby" The guys says " I was talking to the baby."
 

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A guy recently died and went to heaven, and there he met Saint Peter. He started to look around and he noticed there were thousands upon thousands upon thousands of clocks everywhere. As he looked over at one he noticed that the hand moved just two ticks.

He asked Saint Peter, "Why are there so many clocks in heaven?"

Saint Peter answered, "Well, every time someone on earth has a wank - their clock moves one second."

Guy said, "OK, I think I get it, which one is Tom in Vegas' clock?"

Saint Peter answers, "God has it up in his office, he's using it as a FAN!"
 
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