This is a thread about nothing

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Nothing Was Delivered - Dylan & The Band
 

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Not for nothing, this isn't the Song Title thread! :distracted:

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I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her Guild
Isn't it good Westerly wood?
She asked me to play
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on a rug bending the strings
Eating Buffalo wings
We talked until two and then she said
"It's time for bed"
She told me she worked
In the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke I was alone
This bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good Westerly wood?
 

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people's got this mixed up with that other hideous thread (sorry, walrus, nothing personal at all....) but c'mon.... this is about NOTHING!!!
 

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people's got this mixed up with that other hideous thread (sorry, walrus, nothing personal at all....) but c'mon.... this is about NOTHING!!!

"Hideous"? "Nothing personal"?

Luckily, your post means nothing to me! :victorious:

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The waiter says to Descartes, "Would monsieur like another cup of coffee?"

Descartes says, "I think not!" And disappears.

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I just read a terrific biography about that famous existentialist crooner: Bing and Nothingness.

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Jean Paul Sarte is sitting in a cafe working on Being and Nothingness. He asks the waitress for a coffee with no cream.

The waitress says, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sarte, we're out of cream. Would you like a coffee with no milk?"

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Miles Davis finishes his sandwich. The waitress comes over and asks him if he'd like dessert.

He says, "How's your apple pie?"

She says, "Oh, Mister Davis, the apple pie is gone."

He says, "Crazy, baby! Give me two slices!"
 
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"Hideous"? "Nothing personal"?

Luckily, your post means nothing to me! :victorious:

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I've just vaded thru this whole thread - took a long time - and what did I find? Nothing!
 

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Well, of course - reading this whole thread is nothing but a waste of time...

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I thought this thread was monstrous but it's got nothing compared to the song title thread.
 
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