'nother Cowboy Tale

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A cowboy is driving down a back road inTexas .
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer


'Lord almighty' he says to himself,
'my three favorite things!!'
 
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Seems this here cowboy feller had many a long day
Come Satid'dy noon he's a-lookin' fer his pay
He rode in, feelin' all tired, dusty, and mean
Set down fer a spell, and slipped inta a dream

Well, the Boss Man had lost he whole payroll in a bet,
An' all-n he had ta show fer it was this Mexican chess set.
So the cowboy took the two Queens and rode inta town
Stepped into the saloon and hollered "E'vrybody gits a round"

"Oh kind sir", he said, as he laid a queen on the bar,
"It's all I got, can you accept it at par?
It's all I got for a-ridin' the range"
The barkeep put it in the till, and give him
three pawns, two bishops, and a rook for change.

inspired by Ed Brown, CP
 
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Officer, I checked to see that it was appropriate...

Two singin' cowboys, were ridin' to more work in the next town, took a shortcut across a fenced range. The crusy old one, Gill, was packin' his old beat-up Guild D44, and the other was a young one, Marty, with his minty Martin D35.

Gill looks down the fenceline and says "Hey, Marty, what's that up ahead"? Marty spurs his young mare, Painty, and pulls up at the fence crossing, and calls "It's a heifer caught in the fence.... head's all stuck". Well, Gill, he rides up and smiles and jumps off his chestnut gelding, NoStud, and straight onto the heifer.

Well pretty soon, ol' Gill, he's done. He gets off and smiles at Marty and says "hey, young feller, it's your turn!!!!" Marty winces, approaches the heifer, puts his head in the fence, and...
 
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