And then the fight started....

West R Lee

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:lol: Mrs. west didn't think it was too funny Don, but I thought it was hilarious! :wink: I don't know what's wrong with her.

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This one's for real...

My then-wife said "I haven't got a thing to show for our marriage", and I replied "You got more teeth." Seems the dentist made out almost as well as the lawyer...

And then the fight ended.
 

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Hey Carol, we missed ya! Good to hear your smilin' voice again! :D
 

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Hmmm; when I was married, my stepdaughter once complained of her outfit, "I look like a dork!" I replied, "Well, now we know what a dork looks like." :oops: You ever wonder how mean a face an adorable adolescent can make? I don't, I've seen it! :shock:
 

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....
 

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From a newbie:

Meetings? You guys have meetings? When and where? I'm interested in others who share my affliction -- crazy about Guilds.
 

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dogberry said:
From a newbie:

Meetings? You guys have meetings? When and where? I'm interested in others who share my affliction -- crazy about Guilds.

Welcome Dogberry,

Of course we have meetings. How else could we properly monitor each other's meds.

Here's he thread from October's big doo, featuring the finest
T-shirts, imported from New Zealand.

viewtopic.php?f=17&t=9919&p=106489&hilit=arlington+2008#p106489

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dogberry said:
From a newbie:

Meetings? You guys have meetings? When and where? I'm interested in others who share my affliction -- crazy about Guilds.

Welcome.

In addition to the Arlington Show in Texas there have been a few times when people got together based upon geography. I seem to recall a gathering in Ohio, a drive to Canada and a festival in Pa. that had at least two posters getting together. And then there was krysh's tour with the Afghan band.

Lots of talk about getting together. What region are you in? Maybe you'll be the catalyst that pushes planning over into action?
 

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started ...
 
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