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Now you're cookin' Dread......glad you're feelin' better and that refurbished heart is getting the blood all the way to your brain, as well as other body parts. We love ya man! and with the right opportunity, we are all goin' to drop in on you....on the same day to hear you preview that song...O.K.? ! :lol: Steffan
 

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Wow, all the way from BC? Drop down and pick up Jeff on the way, ok?
 

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dreadnut said:
Wow, all the way from BC? Drop down and pick up Jeff on the way, ok?

Yeah !! I'm game any time.

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Mark,

Nice to hear your pump repairs were successful. It's a good thing.
 

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OK here it is, lame as it might be, my parody of "Time In A Bottle'. I Call it "Pee In A Bottle".

Hey, I've got a lot of time on my hands for a few weeks, what can I say? And it does work with the tune...



Pee In A Bottle by Dreadnut (with apologies to the late Jim Croce)

Vs 1

If I couldn’t pee in a bottle, I don’t know what I’d have to do

‘Cause I sure can’t get into the bathrooms until the wife and daughters are through

So I’ve got to go in a bottle, the bathroom is still occupied

My bladder’s so full that it almost exploded, I held it, oh I really tried

CHORUS

But there never seems to be enough time to let their poor old dad do his duty

They spend hours in front of the mirror trying to improve their beauty

Vs 2

If I could spend time in the bathroom, he first thing that I’d like to do

Is to lock both the doors now that I’m all alone, I can finally go number two

If I had a Sports Illustrated, I could sit here an hour or two

But a knock at the door is followed by someone saying “Dad, are you almost through?”

CHORUS

But there never seems to be enough time to let their poor old dad do his duty

They spend hours in front of the mirror trying to improve their beauty

Vs 3 (optional)

We buy TP and pads by the carton, but sometimes that’s still not enough

Then old dad has to go to the store to buy things that he hates to be seen with, it’s rough

So I sneak down the aisle with the Kotex nonchalantly and toss a box in

Then I pick up some beer, some potato chips, dip, some mix and a bottle of gin

FINAL CHORUS

But there never seems to be enough things in my cart to escape scrutiny

I tell you I swear the next time I have to go to the store it’ll be mutiny

:D
 

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dreadnut said:
OK here it is, lame as it might be, my parody of "Time In A Bottle'. I Call it "Pee In A Bottle".

Hey, I've got a lot of time on my hands for a few weeks, what can I say? And it does work with the tune...



Pee In A Bottle by Dreadnut (with apologies to the late Jim Croce)

Vs 1

If I couldn’t pee in a bottle, I don’t know what I’d have to do

‘Cause I sure can’t get into the bathrooms until the wife and daughters are through

So I’ve got to go in a bottle, the bathroom is still occupied

My bladder’s so full that it almost exploded, I held it, oh I really tried

CHORUS

But there never seems to be enough time to let their poor old dad do his duty

They spend hours in front of the mirror trying to improve their beauty

Vs 2

If I could spend time in the bathroom, he first thing that I’d like to do

Is to lock both the doors now that I’m all alone, I can finally go number two

If I had a Sports Illustrated, I could sit here an hour or two

But a knock at the door is followed by someone saying “Dad, are you almost through?”

CHORUS

But there never seems to be enough time to let their poor old dad do his duty

They spend hours in front of the mirror trying to improve their beauty

Vs 3 (optional)

We buy TP and pads by the carton, but sometimes that’s still not enough

Then old dad has to go to the store to buy things that he hates to be seen with, it’s rough

So I sneak down the aisle with the Kotex nonchalantly and toss a box in

Then I pick up some beer, some potato chips, dip, some mix and a bottle of gin

FINAL CHORUS

But there never seems to be enough things in my cart to escape scrutiny

I tell you I swear the next time I have to go to the store it’ll be mutiny

:D

I think it may win a Grammy Dread, what do you think Grammy, the awards is named after you?!

West
 

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I'd like to thank all my fans and everyone who made this possible :D

Hi Mom! :lol:

How do ya do it, Grammy? I'm always amazed at your ability to customize anything!
 
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