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I really hope I don't offend anyone with this, but here it goes....(remember, it's all in fun)

This guy and his friend are in a car crash. They both die and go to Hell. The first man (we'll call him Jim) decides to challenge Satan, just to see what his powers are. The second man (we'll call him Jack), knows nothing about this. He decides on his own to go walking around Hell to get acquainted with the new surroundings.

Jim walks up to Satan and says
"Satan, I hear you're all powerful down here. I hear this is your domain to do as you please."
Satan looks down at him, laughs, and says,
"Of course it is. I can do anything here."
Jim says, "Well, prove it. Make it hotter." So, Satan makes it hotter.
Jim looks at him, laughs, and says, "Satan, I've seen women hotter than this. Is that all you got?"
Satan is completelly appalled and makes it as hot as he possibly can.
Jim looks at him and says "Well, is that all you have? I've ate burritos hotter than this. But anyone can make it hot. Can you make it cold?"
Satan musters all of his strength, and makes it so cold, Hell freezes over. About this time, Jack comes walking around a corner and yells,
"Jim! Jim! I can't beleive it!"
Jim says to Jack, "I can't either. He.."
Jack looks at him with excitement in his eyes, and says,
"The Saints finally won the Superbowl!!!"
 

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I heard it was "The Cubbies finally won the World series!" :lol:
 
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