Relationships: Lawnmower

Graham

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,
my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
 

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Graham said:
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,
my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.



:D :D :D :D :D :D

Limp what :shock:
 

Carol

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

And some people think God is a man... Considering the truth in the above statement, I'm almost positive that God is either a woman, or has definately come to terms with his "feminine side!"
 

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After Adam was done naming all the animals, he said to God: "I see that all the animals have a mate, but I have none!" God said "Well, I could create a mate for you that is intelligent, beautiful, thoughtful, helpful, a good cook, would never tempt you, and would fulfill all your desires - but it will cost you an arm and a leg, Adam."

Adam replies: "Hmmm - what could you give me for, say, a rib?" :lol:
 

Graham

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dreadnut said:
After Adam was done naming all the animals, he said to God: "I see that all the animals have a mate, but I have none!" God said "Well, I could create a mate for you that is intelligent, beautiful, thoughtful, helpful, a good cook, would never tempt you, and would fulfill all your desires - but it will cost you an arm and a leg, Adam."

Adam replies: "Hmmm - what could you give me for, say, a rib?" :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya pays yer money ya takes yur chances.

Mulligan!!
 

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Adam was just being a typical man -- trying to get by on a cheap date!
 

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He might have had a Lilith instead of an Eve -- if he had been willing to part with something more valuable than a lousy extra rib that he knew he wasn't going to miss anyway.

Again, I'm off to curl up by my dish... :|
 
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