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coastie99 said:
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If I was in Carol's shoes, (a petite size 6 I might add!), I'm not trusting any men for a while. Well, except maybe us LTG'rs, and even then, that's from a safe distance! :D

And certainly, no men from near Stonedandunhinged !


And that, Carol - from a place whnere the men are men and the sheep are nervous, so whether you are like a cow, boy or goddess you'd be safe :mrgreen:

Gary - you can see from my avatar that even at the tender age of 19 I was still a sober, upstanding member of the community, and any mother's daughter would be perfectly safe in my company :wink:
 

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JerryR said:
Gary - you can see from my avatar that even at the tender age of 19 I was still a sober, upstanding member of the community, and any mother's daughter would be perfectly safe in my company :wink:

And Frank Zappa wrote this from the point of view of 19 year olds like you :)
 

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Ah, guys, unfortunately I am the hopeless romantic... always believing that true love is out there... And yes, I'll trust again... after all, at my age, the next guy will probably not have the energy (or the eyesight) to cheat!
 

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Carol said:
Ah, guys, unfortunately I am the hopeless romantic... always believing that true love is out there... And yes, I'll trust again... after all, at my age, the next guy will probably not have the energy (or the eyesight) to cheat!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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JerryR said:
Gary - you can see from my avatar that even at the tender age of 19 I was still a sober, upstanding member of the community, and any mother's daughter would be perfectly safe in my company :wink:

Yeah, but I'll bet the mothers who kept farmyard animals considered you dodgy !
 

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Well I hate to finally have to divulge this, but Mrs. West doesn't really weigh 300#. Truth is......well this is hard to say.....she um.........is a size 4. Ol' girl does ok for 51 I guess. Heck, at our age and having only been married for 7 1/2 years, we're still newlyweds! :twisted: If we could only find the energy. :shock: Her 51st birthday is this coming Tuesday.

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West -- Is she a "Walmart Size 4" or a "Neimun Marus Size 4" ? There are about 6 size differences there! A "Walmart Size 4" means she should seek medical help immediately!
 

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Carol said:
Ah, guys, unfortunately I am the hopeless romantic... always believing that true love is out there... And yes, I'll trust again... after all, at my age, the next guy will probably not have the energy (or the eyesight) to cheat!


Young man - tri weekly
middle aged - try weekly
old man - try weakly
:mrgreen:
 

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That's what I'm talking about! The next one is going to be old and with a bit of money. I've decided I deserve to be treated like a princess...
 

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Graham -- good luck on that! Maybe I should send you a pair of glass slippers -- but I only have them in a ladies size 6!
 

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I'm not even going to respond to that last post... that has trouble written all over it! :shock:
 

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Yes. Yes it does. :shock: :D



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How and why do you think all those Guilds end up on eBay??? That's guys marrying -- and divorcing -- princesses! :wink:
 
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